Cat story (15)

This morning my cat said me:
- I had a dream last night. I dreamed of an excrement. They say it is very good dream. It's means I'll become the very rich cat.
- It was probably very smelly dream, - I said with a grin.
- Being no fool, it was the smell of my dream! - he said with pleasure.

Cat story (14)

- We cats are the animals elite, and it is mean I am over you, - my cat said.
- Why should this be so? - I asked him.
- Because you are a human, and your human kind was descended from an ape, - he said with contempt. - And... the apes are so imperfect animals, they are not that we.

Cat story (13)

Today my cat brought a sack of popcorn and said me:
- Don't touch me! I am very busy today!
- What are you so busy? - I asked.
- I signed up for the independent observers team. I am going to observe the elections by TV all day, - the cat said me with contented look.