My town

Hello, my name is Olga.
I am a painter.
I live in a town where big black bears walk through the streets.
Ugly witches on broomsticks fly above the town at night.
A big goblin lives in the heart of the park.
He is very stinky.
His smell scare away white unicorns which I love very much.
I have a good time in our town.
Welcome to our town!

Cat story (17)

My cat Krishna said me to evening:

- My girlfriend asked me to a party.

- Oh!

- But I have a problem.

- ???

- She lives in the USA.

- So what?

- I fear to go to the USA.

- Why?

- I am a red. They regard the red cats as terrorists and separatists. They think only the black cats and some white cats have the right to exist. I'll put into Guantanamo Bay detention camp as a terrorist. I am too young to die.

Cat story (9)

- I am going to immigrate from Russia, - my cat said one day.
- Are you unhappy here? - I asked him.
- Yes of course. All rats have deserted from this country already and I have no one to hunt, - he said with irritation.

Cat story (6)

I have a cat. His name is Krishna. He hates a bath.
- Krishna, you must bath, - I said to him one morning. - A year has passed since your last bath.
- What an idea! - he exclaimed. - I am too young to die!
- If you don't take a bath, I won't let to sleep on my bed, - I said with imperious tone.
- It's better to be the Dirty and the Lonely than the Clean and the Dead, - he said with a deep sigh.

Cat story (5)

I was shopping all day. Returning home, I said my cat:
- Krishna, I bought you some milk. The milk is very fresh.
- The milk that you bought has the bad colour, - he said me.
- ???
- It is not white enough.
- Your dissatisfaction is source of my headache! - I exploded with anger.
- Woman, - he said in a slighting tone.
- Fucking cat, - I thought to oneself.

Cat story (4)

- You are different, - my cat said me today. - You have only two legs, you are too tall and clumsy. You have no canines and claws. You are a being defective. Look at me. I am a very handsome cat. I have a beautiful healthy hair, four legs, canines and claws. I can purr and catch mice. I can... I am...
- Shoo! - I bellowed.
- We speak different languages, - he said offended tone.
- To each his own, - I smiled.

Cat story (3)

I was busy all day and came home late. The house was unusual quiet. It was strange. I went into the room. Everything was upside down here. I was shocked. My stay-at-home cat sat with an I-don't-care look and read a book.
- What are you doing? - I shouted.
- I am learning English. - he said with perfect calm.

Cat story (2)

It was the wonderful evening. The sun was setting. The cat was sitting near the window and reading.
- Do you know that cats are the best gourmets in the world? - he asked me. 
- I don't know, - I objected him. - Is it the truth?  
- Yes, especially we have an eye for drinks - he smiled.
- Would you like to have something to drink? - I asked him. - Some wine or some beer?
- Some milk, please.
It's nothing could be said against that.

Cat story

I have a cat. His name is Krishna. He walked to me 7 years ago in from the street and stayed here forever.
- It will be a rain, - he said me in the evening.
His sly blue-yellow eyes looked at me.
- How do you know? - I asked him.
- I know because I know, - he said, lighting a cigarette.
- Don't smoking! - I said.
- Who cares! - he snorted.
We sat in silence long time. The cat began to purr at last.
- You must perform cat's duties and don't make the weather forecasts, - I thought.
The day has passed. On the next morning I looked out the window. The sun was shining but the ground was wet. To all appearances it had been raining.